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Police charge driver who sat through 6 lights
Cops: Man was asleep, had his foot on the brake and a beer in console
DILLSBURG, Pa. - Horns started honking as a sport-utility vehicle sat through six green lights at a south-central Pennsylvania intersection, police said.
Officers arrived to investigate the SUV that seemed to be parked in the intersection, and found the driver asleep at the wheel, with his foot on the brake and a beer in the console.
Officers yelled to wake the man, then had to quickly halt the vehicle when his foot came off the brake and it drifted into the intersection Saturday night in Carroll Township, about 15 miles west of Harrisburg. The 41-year-old was charged with driving under the influence.
Booze Life would like to thank MSNBC for letting us steal this piece. This story is a great reminder of why MADD Mothers are so freaking pissed.
This guy gets the "Moron of the Month" award. Here's to you, you Moron!
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Words of Wisdom
TWO GLASSES OF WINE
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open
areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now", said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things; your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full."
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else; the small stuff.
'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you'
'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. Do one more run down the ski slope. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked." "It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a
couple of glasses of wine with a friend."
Is there ANYONE who does not see that?
I want to find these people and drink with them, they look fun!!
The bigger question is who wrote that and what four year old says WTF?
Drink responsibly, falling down hurts.
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
Rebecca, who I am sure is hot, sent an idea how to make our world a green place. Behold a great thinker of our time.
'How about peeing in the shower to save water and exercise time management better.'
Rebecca, you have a awesome future in anything you choose to do.
The Boozeman
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
- W. C. Fields
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
